suicide notes are so outdated im making a suicide powerpoint
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
7ns:
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.
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Scarlett Johansson, when asked if we see Black Widow and Hawkeye in a romantic situation.
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i’m LAUHGIONG SO HARD YET IM ABOUT TO CRY OMF G SLJHLKJHDSJFKNDLKFJ/??W;NQLK;HDQ;
this was on a picture of john btw
Deviant Art….stay classy.
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